No he doesn’t, but if he isn’t honestly, what’s the alternative?

Think about the implication if she actually is a Skywalker or a Solo; so Han, Leia, Luke or any combination of those three just abandoned her on a backwater, and left her for dead and then ALL pretended like they had no idea who the fuck she was? That…

Lebron refuses to play without me.

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

That’s actually the only reason I am not in the NBA right now.

I too refuse to play with lebron

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Gift bag night?

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

“Seems fine to me.”

That three-pointer doesn’t count. He clearly took four steps before taking that shot.

The first thing you don’t want to do is inspect the room with a UV light. You will run screaming into the night.

Loved it when Dreamcast launched. Tried it recently. Does not hold up. For me, it’s the kind of game that tries a lot of things and does none of them particularly well. I strongly believe its decent reception depended heavily on the impressiveness of its visuals (at the time). It’s not the worst game in the world by…

DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Honestly, I loved playing in the casino on it plus trying to figure out what character liked what gift was a challenge. The rest of it was...well...what it was.

(Have DOA:XBV2 but haven’t played it yet)

Not surprisingly, the Carson Chargers were pretty much flatlining all day

zelda breath of the wild

The world wants to know one thing...where can I order a “Mexico Is The Shit” jacket, and can a 53 year old white guy pull it off?

I’m a 41 year old Bills fan. The last time I saw them in the play-offs was when I was 24. My six year old son has no idea why his old man is so giddy about this moment, even if it is a one and done deal.

You seem fun

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

Related/Unrelated: The Takeout’s birth is one of my favorite food things of 2017.