+1 money parachute

Honestly, my favorite part was the officials trying to wave the cameras away.

An eye for an eye makes the world go blind, a concussion for a concuss.. wait, what were we talking about?

Just a minor clarification: Scott Kazmir didn’t pitch a single inning in the Majors this year (not that he would have been effective, anyway).

I understand the sentiment, but I interpreted it as more of a “yo people, the Force is about to wake the fuck up in a lot of people and they’re gonna resist this shit” type moment.

That was one of my favorite lines in this movie, but thank you for reminding me that Han said that to him! That adds a huge amount of extra weight to that line!

“Believe me.”

They probably would have just killed him on the bridge unceremoniously like Admiral Akbar.

No doubt that it was (especially if you want to go back to the no-longer-considered-canon Old Republic era), but it would seem there was almost a “dark age” of Force users ever since Order 66 and the elimination of the Jedi. Sure, some of it may have been technological limitations when the original prequel trilogy was…

I’m inclined to believe that Kylo isn’t lying to Rey, given that she started tearing up, knowing that it was true.

IIRC, Carlos Beltran actually admitted this in his post-game interview. I’m surprised it took this long for people to actually report it beyond those who actually stayed up to watch the entire post-game.

Ahh, the ol’ Jeffery Beauregard Sessions defense. Works every time!

Still not the worst thing to happen at a championship parade.

I’m beating a dead horse here, and someone already eloquently responded with differences between PEA and shockable rhythms, but I just wanted to chime in and say that the movies are bullshit - you don’t defibrillate someone to magically bring them back to life like you see in Mission Impossible.

Agreed. I was quite engaged the first month or two, but quickly lost interest.

This shit is the kind of hard hitting investigative journalism we need more of on Deadspin.

Ah, straight from the Donald Trump playbook.

I was going to say, he’s probably happy for a fleeting moment after doing 2 bumps, but then promptly returns to anger/sadness 30 minutes later after the high wears off.

And don’t forget how many times he groped a ball. And no, being stuck alone on an island doesn’t forgive it.

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