Corpse Run spoke to me. Story of my life with CSGO matchmaking.

I can’t wait to see the size of the dang dongers he strokes this year!

San Diegan here, too. I’ve played with https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ a few too many times, and ultimately resigned myself to being one of the first to be vaporized. Fun times!

At first I thought this was an early review whose headline was saying “The latest Transformers is a pile of garbage.” Even though it’s not, I’m fairly certain this is still a prescient headline.

Random Warchief?!

I mean, I agree with you, but until it’s bluntly exposed in 4.0 (or Anno explicitly says it), we can’t say so with more than 99.9% certainty.

Just wanna make sure, you mean Matt Bryant, right? Or is this one of those woosh jokes?

I felt the same way at the half.

Falcons fan here. I’d rather we have just gone 6-10 and missed the playoffs like every other year. I haven’t been this devastated by a sporting event. Ever.

Still having trouble determining its authenticity (any help from other Kotaku folks?), but have fun!

Sorry about the constipation, but isn’t forgetting about The Incredible Hulk a good thing?

Every time I hear Swarovski, I can’t help but think of (and laugh about) this video:

This whole week people kept asking if I was excited. I told them “as a Falcons fan who’s seen atrocities like blowing a 17-point lead 4 years ago to the 49ers, I won’t keep my hopes up,” I’m glad I was wrong this year.

Admittedly I haven’t been following the NBA as closely this year, but since when did Pop start looking like Ser Davos?

Did you see the guy’s Twitter? I live in SD and used to be one of the biggest Charger haters, but this guy legitimately loves his team.

The Chargers are in a relationship with San Diego.

Thankfully it doesn’t require all fingers aboard.

+1 for the wings!

Great moments.

Without spoiling anything, she’s a grade-A bad ass now.