Okay... so veterans' homecoming videos still reign supreme on my interwebs Cry-O-Meter, and cute/funny cat videos are still my general #1 pick for intertubes video watching. But this... this is wonderful. And a close 2nd on the Cry-O-Meter. Also, I need those two in the second video to be my dads. Immediately.

Oh ye gods, the way he holds that binky like it is the most precious thing in the world, and the way he looks down at it and looks back up and looks down at it again and looks back up... No, I'm not crying; it's just raining — on my face.

That's so nice.

I, mythbri, successful business owner, sincerely believe that masturbation that involves ejaculation of sperm results in trillions of murders. That's trillions of tiny lives, left to suffer and die every day as people masturbate to the point of ejaculating sperm.

Why the hell are we considering definitions other than scientific ones?

High schools are getting creative. In my senior year, we did a banner. It said "Go Rams." We drew a ram outlined in glitter. You would not believe how impressed all the teachers were by that.

Hey everybody! Since the NuKinja takeover many of the trolls have slipped through. I've made several comments across Gawker Media about this, but it is worth repeating:

Yeah, when I saw her live last summer she did both a version of the papsmear rap and the burlesque performance with some standup. She also has this video on her youtube which is a great response to victim blaming bullshit:

Hey Burt - it's Nadia.

Not kidding.

LOL!

I love how their body language screams umbrage.

I love the headscratch at 0:55 or so. He's not so metal he can't pay a little attention to the cat.