Barbie drove there with me in her silver corvette. We had a blast when I was twelve. Ken got to sit in the passenger seat.

Madelin, can I share this to Curvy Style Files? Thanks!

My thought exactly. LOL But I totally see her point. :)

I fucking love this article. So many laughs!

Thanks, Dick. I was beating up on myself all weekend for not moving more or eating less. As a single mom, I've made literally hundreds of decisions before I even head to work, and thousands by the end of the day. It's nice to hear it acknowledged from an outside source that it takes a toll on a person's stamina…

Uggg. Thanks. Well, if all of this will somehow R Kelly (andCosby) from his continued predation, we can only be grateful. I'm so sad for all of their victims, but I know there is life after rape. XO

Right. I don't know as much about R Kelly, though, so can't discuss that part of the conversation with the same level of knowledge. I need to look it up. So sad, all of it. :(

And the lion is waaaay too big.

But that is EXACTLY what he may have done. If you believe his old bodyguard/assistant who came forward last week with all those old money order receipts...

Sadly, this was an issue with a fellow who was in many other ways a perfect fit. But being jackhammered was not something that turned me on...Seriously, I was sad. So many other things were right. :(

And who knows what other "gifts" he gave and/or received...

Please add to your list:

That would be kind of a buzz kill for him, then, huh?

You can't make this shit up. You win.

It also helps to have read the Sherlock books for clarity on this issue. :) He doesn't want Watson.

This was a thoretical question asked by Elle. Theoretically, he can answer any way he wants. And when I consider his answer, I can honestly tell you it's not Sherlock I'd like to shag. Mmmm. :)

I love this. I sent it to all my Fat Fly Chicks.

OMG I was at my grandfather's funeral. It was horrible and I laugh about it to this day.

More PJ Harvey! "Rub Til It Bleeds"...