I sell swimwear for a living, if you want to get at those low cut swimsuits and want to avoide slippage: allow me to introduce LENNY!!!

I'm gonna go ahead and do one better than the last comment. If this isn't some kind of ridiculous troll attempt (and I fully suspect it is), turn your damn ass into the cops right fucking now. You've stolen a baby. You are pretty much a monster.

Ok, so I strongly suspect that this is some MRA bullshit.

This is by far my favorite Shade Court yet. It only gets better with each edition.

Rick was never becoming a monster, he was becoming an ass-kicker.

A+ for that last sentence hahah. I'm glad this could help. :)

HEART SHOES!

Sophie Turner stalking the wild Maisie Williams on the red carpet:

I don't ... know what to say...about this... I'm between this

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

Fuck this guy.

not a damn thing; I didn't know about the jezebel tips line. Now I do. And if people only left comments that were related to the article topic 1.) youtube would go out of business and 2.) you wouldn't get to write obvious ass questions. So I guess you're welcome.

I dunno. The original tale presented rape as completely normal and romantic. The Maleficient story takes that back and makes it deplorable.