Or, to save time, hop a flight to New Orleans. Get in line for Felix's. Grab a seat at the bar. Order a dozen (trust me, you'll devour every last one). Order a seasonal Abita. Grab the closest bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce. Call yourself done.

My guess is she's talking to her little boy and that she may have a daughter in the house. Here's why: berry-kins are the tiny berry characters in Strawberry Shortcake. And she refers to him as Carebear, the beloved 80's character that has been recently returned to toddlers everywhere.

Can we see this list with beer?