Spoiler alert:

I seriously thought I was going to HATE this one. My husband and I watched the first episode and then stayed in bed all Sunday to finish it.

Titus.

The idea of someone emailing Shonda like, “GURL, we were talking about Izzy over in the Gawker comments, and the gang had the best idea!...” just made me cackle so hard at my desk.

Please tell me JLaw isn’t a secret asshole!

We can all go home now.

That’s your opinion, not a fact. There are a lot (A LOT) of people who think Wiig, McCarthy, Jones, and McKinnon are some of the funniest women in comedy. Additionally, there’s a piece in the New Yorker where Jones talks about how she worked to overcome being stereotyped as a “black comic.”

Okay wait but they’re both actually really famous...isn’t the point supposed to be...fuck it, never mind. This whole time I thought I was in on the joke, and now I need to go reevaluate my life apparently.

The Slot’s descriptions are the only thing I enjoy about Donald Trump being covered by the media, and the corndog one just takes all of the cake. It’s all I imagine when I see anything about him on tv.

Yeah that was very apparent, so is Bran supposed to be able to see the past and while in the past warg into an actual body? So confused. Does anyone have a SFW link to that fan theory? I don’t really feel like googling “did Bran bang Lyanna n make Jon???”

I cackled at my desk SO loudly when I read that he told J-14. I’m blown away that it’s still being published!

I want to post this article so bad, but I’m terrified of the pitchfork-wielding riot I’ll undoubtedly create. I’m already feuding with one bride because I refused to go to her bachelorette party in another country because I had just spent $1k on being in another friend’s wedding. She’ll undoubtedly shank me at her…

I did this completely by accident in my early twenties. My absolute all-time favorite band was playing and my then-boyfriend refused to buy a ticket (such a dick), so I went solo for the first time ever to a concert. It was quite possibly the most intimidating thing I’ve ever done, but I ended up standing next to this…

I thought the crying was just an added element to her cheery housewife shtick. After all the tickets it’s gotten me out of, you better believe that shit will be part of my apocalypse repertoire.

I will 100% be there on opening night. 0 shame. 0 fucks.

Lindsey Graham is my favorite republican of all time. He’s that overly tanned, first year roommate from college who has no filter and everyone kind of hates but mostly only because she nails snark so perfectly.

I mean, a little...the original Ghostbusters movie scared the shit out of me as a kid.

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.

I’m having a minor meltdown. I may or may not have audibly gasped.

I’M JESSE SPANO LEVEL EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!!!