WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Wow, this is hands down the best drama to come out of the walking dead in years.

Don’t get excited. Nothing is going to come of this (that will negatively affect Trump). We could get a full video of them visiting SVR headquarters for afternoon tea and nothing would come of it. Clearly the Republican controlled gov’t don’t give a shit...

I’ll tell you what you need to know after watching this movie... Patience. Getting tired of people STILL leaving the movie immediately or ever after the first stinger. Remember people, Patience. You’ll thank me later.

Now this is a tire going bald.

The Lizard’s comic book name is The Lizard.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Closer Encounters of the Third Kind

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Now both russ and George can leave the thunder for the lakers together at the same time hahahaha

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

WHY GOD WHY

Right? It shows the real LA in a way you never see on TV. No weird beach shit (who makes it to the beach if you live in echo park?!)

Deep in the Amazon basin there are people who have lived for centuries, maybe millennia with almost no contact with the outside world. They have been born, lived, raised their children and died for generations without seeing anything beyond their forest home. Because of their remote location and the difficulty of…

I can’t be the only person who watched this and thought “Did dudes really hold their dicks like that to piss back then?”