There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Sadly, around 1959, Andy Sr. contracted polio and most of his toys were destroyed for his safety. That is, except for Woody, Slinky, and Mr. Potato Head, because Andy Sr. crawled out of his bed (without the use of his legs) to save them from being burned, and hid them in a box.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Missing the crucial pregnant pause.

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

I still have my 2014 iphone 6 Plus 64GB. No app that I use has been released that would require me to upgrade. And force touch isn’t all that exciting. I am interested in the iphone 8 though.

Amazon is turning into Evilcorp from Mr. Robot.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

DuckDuckGo tried to be the hero.

You know there’s an article after the headline that might explain said headline.

It is solidly the third best confederation

Holy shit, that’s my district! For context, it’s the same district from which racist P.O.S. Corey Stewart hails (at least politically).

Patience young padawan. Milk the franchise, they will.

Patience young padawan. Milk the franchise, they will.

Everything’s a good idea when you’re running out of ideas