There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

It is solidly the third best confederation

Holy shit, that’s my district! For context, it’s the same district from which racist P.O.S. Corey Stewart hails (at least politically).

Patience young padawan. Milk the franchise, they will.

Patience young padawan. Milk the franchise, they will.

Everything’s a good idea when you’re running out of ideas

Doesn’t matter had sex.

I will never get tired of watching Lebron lose in the finals.

The Cavs blew a 1-3 lead.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

3/5 Mustangs