I have so much to say about this series, and this episode, that I don’t know where to begin. (I’ll begin here: this show is absolutely breathtaking.)

In this instance it was less “sending” than “being forced to surrender to” so

Most people in Nashville didn’t think they had a team in February.

So you’re saying it’s basically only good for identifying hot dogs, and not hot dogs? Did Jain Yang program Blippar?

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

I went to a game at the new park when I was in Atlanta for a few days. Even in an Uber it was fucking dreadful, had to circle the thing 3 times before we could even be let out.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

Ugh, the movie was so dumb, which is sad because this book is some of the smartest zombie/post-apocalypse storytelling out there. I’ve heard rumors that David Fincher of all people is possibly going to direct a follow-up, which sounds just crazy enough that I would be interested... But I can’t help but feel like this…

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Nah. They choked.

The good thing with an Alfa is that you won’t have to endure it for 290K miles.

The Penguins still have some tricks up their sleeves

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Sad because you’re one of the 50 Caps fans out there, or sad because there’s nothing more fun (as a non-Caps fan) to watch than their unbelievable yearly playoff collapse?

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot