The NBA would award an expansion franchise to Seattle. In order to keep the conferences balanced, Philadelphia would also be given an NBA franchise.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Agreed - but that’s how the Kings won both their cups wasn’t it? Got hot late as a low seed and ran the table, if I recall. If they keep playing like they did against the Hawks I don’t see any reason to doubt they can do that to anyone. Doesn’t mean they will, but they have the potential.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Five good guesses?

How much do you love this show? It’s so damn good!

As a Virginian that lives in an area that would gladly support that idiot (along with Trump), I am *so* thankful for Northern Virginia (where all of the smart people with good jobs live) for giving us a Democratic governor time and again. If not for them, our state would be in the news just like NC, TX, KY and all the…

But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

Rarely am I able to schedule a train wreck on my calendar with such accuracy.

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

Like I’m playing Fruit Ninja. My passport is as stiff as Donald Trump when Ivanka is in the room.

Title: “Why your passport is one of four colors”

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

This photo is believed to be of one of the suspects. Anyone who has seen this man should contact the Atlanta police dept or Georgia highway patrol.

Good thing there’s public money that can be used to repair/replace the affected highway sections.

The totally sincere and philosophically well-grounded conservative principle that local government is good when it means “states vs. fed” but bad when it means “cities vs. states”, endures. We should all be inspired by their commitment to this totally non-hypocritical point of view.