Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

As of a few weeks ago, there’s a backlog of 542,411 cases with an average wait time of 677 days,

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

Useful to ponder, after the match:

Pablo Sandoval is really hitting his stride this spring

Do salty tears fall up in Australia?

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

D.B. Pooper

I really missed this.

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

Like there are faces made for radio,there are voices made for print.

Many believe we should destroy the chicken before it destroys us. I believe that I should get the chicken to fall in love with me so that when it topples civilization, I will be there to pick up the pieces and rebuild the world in my image after I outlive the big chicken because my assumption is that chickens, no…

the wall will be 30 feet tall

I mean, it’s like you threw it right down the middle for me.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.