they know what the Hamptons are. They’re slightly classier hotels across the interstate from the Holiday Inn Cousin Eddie’s been living at for 3 months

I’d just like to point out that this is the entire dealership subplot of Fargo.

This reminded me of the Bojack Horseman episode “downer ending” when he’s in the midst of his hallucination and he’s in Maine with Charlotte; he asks her what she’s thinking about and she responds something along the lines of “Just how nice things could have been if you had chosen this life.”

I still have my journey capital one credit card from when I started college and it doesn’t charge any foreign transaction fees. I use Simple for my checking account, but when I’m abroad I use the credit card and pay it off immediately.

I’m beginning to realize that my subtle pun may have been a bit too subtle.

Honda is just trying to be smart here. They’re monitoring changes in supply and demand, and acting accordingly.

When software developer Dylan McKay went and downloaded all of his data from Facebook, he was shocked to find that the social network had timestamps on every phone call and SMS message he made in the past few years

Yeah, we invaded and annexed Mexico in 1836, and we’ve seized and held part of Cuba illegally since 1959 and been using that as a torture camp. Our moral high ground is pretty sketchy there.

If it’s any consolation, the news Washington was shutting down a Wall no doubt spiked Trump’s blood pressure to dangerous levels.

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Seeing the Oscar List always reminds me of the painfully accurate spoof one from Bojack Horseman. Props to the ever-green My Father The War Criminal in the Foreign Language Film category.

Sounds about right.

I live here, in Northern Virginia. We’re always right on the snow line. If the storm zigs this way or zags that way we get a lot of snow or none. This time around we just got a dusting. Two years ago at this point in January we had over 2 feet of snow on the ground.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

Deficits don’t really matter. We’re not a household with a credit card - that metaphor has always been dumb.

Would it have killed them to add “..by the coward Andrew Cunanan” to the title?

Agree with this. In college I had Bank of America but once I graduated I got an account with Simple (which I love, especially the app) but also got an account with NASA federal credit union. Had my auto loan through NASA and still have a checking account with them for cash deposits. Love them both and highly encourage…