they know what the Hamptons are. They’re slightly classier hotels across the interstate from the Holiday Inn Cousin Eddie’s been living at for 3 months

I’d just like to point out that this is the entire dealership subplot of Fargo.

I still have my journey capital one credit card from when I started college and it doesn’t charge any foreign transaction fees. I use Simple for my checking account, but when I’m abroad I use the credit card and pay it off immediately.

I’m beginning to realize that my subtle pun may have been a bit too subtle.

Honda is just trying to be smart here. They’re monitoring changes in supply and demand, and acting accordingly.

When software developer Dylan McKay went and downloaded all of his data from Facebook, he was shocked to find that the social network had timestamps on every phone call and SMS message he made in the past few years

Yeah, we invaded and annexed Mexico in 1836, and we’ve seized and held part of Cuba illegally since 1959 and been using that as a torture camp. Our moral high ground is pretty sketchy there.

If it’s any consolation, the news Washington was shutting down a Wall no doubt spiked Trump’s blood pressure to dangerous levels.

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Seeing the Oscar List always reminds me of the painfully accurate spoof one from Bojack Horseman. Props to the ever-green My Father The War Criminal in the Foreign Language Film category.

Sounds about right.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

Would it have killed them to add “..by the coward Andrew Cunanan” to the title?

Agree with this. In college I had Bank of America but once I graduated I got an account with Simple (which I love, especially the app) but also got an account with NASA federal credit union. Had my auto loan through NASA and still have a checking account with them for cash deposits. Love them both and highly encourage…

A few years back driving back from CA to Virginia.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

My 2013 Rogue. 126k miles after countless road trips across the US. Here it is at Acadia National Park.