Everything’s a good idea when you’re running out of ideas

Doesn’t matter had sex.

I will never get tired of watching Lebron lose in the finals.

The Cavs blew a 1-3 lead.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

So, what aspects of their game should current NBA players work on this summer to get better? Because right now, GSW and Cleveland are Goku and Vegeta, and the other teams are the rest of the Z fighters. And they need to train hard. Drastically boost their power levels.

3/5 Mustangs

I have so much to say about this series, and this episode, that I don’t know where to begin. (I’ll begin here: this show is absolutely breathtaking.)

In this instance it was less “sending” than “being forced to surrender to” so

Most people in Nashville didn’t think they had a team in February.

So you’re saying it’s basically only good for identifying hot dogs, and not hot dogs? Did Jain Yang program Blippar?

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

I went to a game at the new park when I was in Atlanta for a few days. Even in an Uber it was fucking dreadful, had to circle the thing 3 times before we could even be let out.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

Ugh, the movie was so dumb, which is sad because this book is some of the smartest zombie/post-apocalypse storytelling out there. I’ve heard rumors that David Fincher of all people is possibly going to direct a follow-up, which sounds just crazy enough that I would be interested... But I can’t help but feel like this…