Nah. They choked.

The good thing with an Alfa is that you won’t have to endure it for 290K miles.

The Penguins still have some tricks up their sleeves

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Sad because you’re one of the 50 Caps fans out there, or sad because there’s nothing more fun (as a non-Caps fan) to watch than their unbelievable yearly playoff collapse?

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

The NBA would award an expansion franchise to Seattle. In order to keep the conferences balanced, Philadelphia would also be given an NBA franchise.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Agreed - but that’s how the Kings won both their cups wasn’t it? Got hot late as a low seed and ran the table, if I recall. If they keep playing like they did against the Hawks I don’t see any reason to doubt they can do that to anyone. Doesn’t mean they will, but they have the potential.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Five good guesses?

How much do you love this show? It’s so damn good!

As a Virginian that lives in an area that would gladly support that idiot (along with Trump), I am *so* thankful for Northern Virginia (where all of the smart people with good jobs live) for giving us a Democratic governor time and again. If not for them, our state would be in the news just like NC, TX, KY and all the…

But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

Rarely am I able to schedule a train wreck on my calendar with such accuracy.