Doesn’t matter had sex.

I will never get tired of watching Lebron lose in the finals.

The Cavs blew a 1-3 lead.

The curse of growing old yourself is seeing all these people who have given you such joy themselves age and, in time, pass.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

So, what aspects of their game should current NBA players work on this summer to get better? Because right now, GSW and Cleveland are Goku and Vegeta, and the other teams are the rest of the Z fighters. And they need to train hard. Drastically boost their power levels.

3/5 Mustangs

I have so much to say about this series, and this episode, that I don’t know where to begin. (I’ll begin here: this show is absolutely breathtaking.)

In this instance it was less “sending” than “being forced to surrender to” so

Most people in Nashville didn’t think they had a team in February.

So you’re saying it’s basically only good for identifying hot dogs, and not hot dogs? Did Jain Yang program Blippar?

Most essential Star Wars image of the day:

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

You made me sad :( I have a lot of anxiety about aging and death.

I went to a game at the new park when I was in Atlanta for a few days. Even in an Uber it was fucking dreadful, had to circle the thing 3 times before we could even be let out.