But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

What the fuck, are you serious? The man paid for his ticket. He paid for a ticket to go on that plane.

Good.

Rarely am I able to schedule a train wreck on my calendar with such accuracy.

Refusing to have a meal with a woman alone is a “boundary” that impedes women’s professional success. It’s deserving of ridicule because it is a convenient excuse for Pence, and men like Pence, not to hire or work with women in positions that could lead to them sitting at a table alone together. It plays on the idea…

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

#HypocriSyria2017

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

That’s the best part... Hannity attacked Obama, and when Trump does the samething, only worse, and Hannity’s knees are turning black and blue from all the kneeling he’s doing before Trump.

Katie Nolan in with the kill.. Holy shit.

We should all retweet this with #HannityHasTurned

Mmmm whiteMan Tears... Sweet AND Salty.

Everyone should retweet this @realDonaldTrump and @POTUS to see if Trump reads it, misinterprets it, and calls a press conference to harangue Sean Hannity

Love seeing Katie Nolan at the top of the replies. That whole list of responses is great.

Yeah, probably wasn’t a good idea to bet on the unhinged, vindictive toddler to keep us out of a war. Whoops!

Trump? Abusing his power? Say it ain’t so.

Like I’m playing Fruit Ninja. My passport is as stiff as Donald Trump when Ivanka is in the room.

Title: “Why your passport is one of four colors”