is where liberals want the US to be like socialist states like China and Cuba

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

I have almost zero prep. Either way, I’m playing the odds. If it’s like the last natural ones, 3% of the population dies. I’m figuring I’ll probably be in the 97%. If it’s an unnatural apocalypse, 97% of the population dies. I’m figuring I will be in that 97%.

I just want a scene where all of them at once show up in her hospital and she just goes “Oh for F%^& sake!”

Negan does not make the show. In many opionions his character has been one of the biggest problems with the show. His character got old after a few episodes. We get it. Bad guy.

This photo is believed to be of one of the suspects. Anyone who has seen this man should contact the Atlanta police dept or Georgia highway patrol.

Good thing there’s public money that can be used to repair/replace the affected highway sections.

Poor people don’t deserve internet. I mean they have refrigerators and electricity. They already have enough.

Ashley Feinberg is a national fucking treasure.

Why would Russia hack Comedy Central when they have hacks at Fox News?

The totally sincere and philosophically well-grounded conservative principle that local government is good when it means “states vs. fed” but bad when it means “cities vs. states”, endures. We should all be inspired by their commitment to this totally non-hypocritical point of view.

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

As of a few weeks ago, there’s a backlog of 542,411 cases with an average wait time of 677 days,

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

Just wait a goddamn minute here.

My wife and I will watch the finale and then I think barring some drastic change will finally be done with this show. This season has eaten at me like a virus and I’m finally ready to shake it. I find myself scrolling through my phone and hardly paying attention during the show and yet I feel like I miss nothing.