Useful to ponder, after the match:

Pablo Sandoval is really hitting his stride this spring

(looks at video,chuckles) Or lack thereof,so to speak.

Wow! I live in DC, so it is crazy to see how the “mall” looked back in the day (better)

I feel like this is Zack Snyder...

Do salty tears fall up in Australia?

You took the two most recognizable characters in a genre that routinely makes over a billion dollars at the box office and still failed.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

D.B. Pooper

I really missed this.

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

Like there are faces made for radio,there are voices made for print.

Many believe we should destroy the chicken before it destroys us. I believe that I should get the chicken to fall in love with me so that when it topples civilization, I will be there to pick up the pieces and rebuild the world in my image after I outlive the big chicken because my assumption is that chickens, no…

the wall will be 30 feet tall

I mean, it’s like you threw it right down the middle for me.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

TMI bruh