Do salty tears fall up in Australia?

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

D.B. Pooper

I really missed this.

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

Like there are faces made for radio,there are voices made for print.

Many believe we should destroy the chicken before it destroys us. I believe that I should get the chicken to fall in love with me so that when it topples civilization, I will be there to pick up the pieces and rebuild the world in my image after I outlive the big chicken because my assumption is that chickens, no…

the wall will be 30 feet tall

I mean, it’s like you threw it right down the middle for me.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

TMI bruh

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

Last time I went through Donner Pass, I stopped on the way up and bought a sandwich, because you never know.

I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…

Step 1 - ignore the left side of this site.

Just because someone criticizes Hillary Clinton doesn’t invalidate their “wokeness” or make them “not an ally”

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.