Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

Kellyanne Conway is like most of the conservative women who mock feminism because they don’t understand it. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a leader, to advance the cause of women, or to do anything that is actually helpful. She criticizes feminism without any sense of irony because she believes that she is so…

Checks all the boxes, while being available in a stick and getting better economy.

We are sending up a monster new telescope next year to replace the broken Kepler and aging Hubble. The new James Webb telescope may very well be powerful enough to identify signs* of life on other planets so finding likely candidates is important so we know where to point it. I’m so fucking excited. Scientists have…

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

You can’t visit an eShop when there is no eShop available yet.

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

Just sayin’.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

I don’t know what everyone’s talking about. This show is great. Maybe I hang out with a shitty crowd, but I know real world versions of these people and so the show rings true. It felt like a modern day classic Woody Allen thing.

If only he had a strong father figure in his life he would have stopped and made a two-handed bounce pass, which pass would have shown leadership to his teammates and inspired Porter to take a high percentage set shot. It’s too bad the kids watching the game won’t learn proper fundamentals.

“No really, after this visit, I’m thinking Trump might be right about putting a wall on a southern border.”

or there will be cold hell to pay, America.

Five For Fighting just got a bigger ovation than 3 Doors Down did playing an inauguration.

Whenever I cheat on my wife, I always blame the woman I slept with afterwards. “My wife is a wonderful woman whom I love dearly, and you made me cheat on her, you dirty whore. You ought to be ashamed!”

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

It’s easy:

No shit? Wow. Brings a whole new level to that album. Just always assumed “Canadian band comes from Canada” and assumed it was the Vancouver of Douglas Coupland novels, etc.