I saw that earlier today, and I nearly flipped off my phone. That’s how pissed I was at their stupidity.

No

It’s hard to imagine Arizona without hockey. Next thing you know, they’re going to get rid of Louisiana’s curling team. Are none of our sacred institutions safe anymore? 

The Woodlands is what America would look like if the Germans won WWII

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Maryland drivers are the worst.

THE. WORST.

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

Taxis.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

The thing is he’s not wrong...

Theres respect and theres objective fact, this is more of the latter. Trump while a reprehensible person isnt wrong in this regard as America has BY FAR been the most militarily aggressive country in the world since Nazi Germany.

+1 sick burn, Sherman.

Silver lining: we all may not have much time left to remember the game.

2017 was supposed to be different.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

Punching Nazis is a moral obligation

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Justice is served!