Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I think at the point where I knew I wanted to quit, I’d have just let it go to hell. I’d have been miserable and worked the shifts alone to purposely let the store bomb. If you’re going to quit or get fired, might as well fuck them over a little bit too.

I fucking hate retail so god damn much. Corporate brick and…

Easily solved...more nuclear.

“I miss when Jalopnik was about cars, not politics.”

See you tomorrow.

Disagree.

GRRM 2017: New pages

He should just use the ol’ “they’re under audit” excuse. Works every time.

I wonder what that’s like? Being white, I mean. I imagine there are bathroom attendants with mints in even the sketchiest gas station port-a-potties when you take a fresh dump. Not being a White-American, I can only fantasize, but maybe if I work hard enough, someday I too can be white. That must be the “American…

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

I’m just going to keep posting this motherfucker.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I haven’t seen something white stick out so uncomfortably since Trump visited that church in Detroit

Looks like the Sixers finally figured out a way to have the product they put out on the court actually sell tickets.

There are days where I’m generally ok with the universe and my crippling depression doesn’t win out. Then there are days like today when your comment sends me to Dan Uggla’s BR page to find out he made 75 goddamn million dollars playing baseball.

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.