Is there any way I can unread that?

Ummmm, that might not be quite accurate.

I agree 100%...3 years ago I thought the Cardinals were a mild nuisance full of their own crap. Now I believe they are literally forged in Hell and Managed by Satan. It’s almost as though the Giants and Cardinals had a meeting with Beezlebub and were like...”How about we take the Odd years and they take the Evens”

The…

That Greinke video is absolutely pornographic. This should be marked NSFW. Man, oh man.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

Take THAT, all of you people staring at me in the Costco food court!

Weir’s book — in general, let alone coming from a first-time sci fi author — is astonishingly good. Everyone should read it. It sounds like the film has nailed the important stuff, too.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

I’ll give it a listen, but I’m pretty tired of rappers talking about pussy all the time.

I feel so vindicated right now:

Is this where we post our favorite panda gifs? Because-

All of these are wonderful reasons to just drive. If it’s less than ~15 hours away, and it’s not for a quick work trip or something, odds are I’m in the car. To hell with airports and their crap.

Not sure Kobe would bother asking, frankly.

But if you do the math, they may literally have a ton of fans there.

They are who we expected them to be.

Stop liking football. It’s gross.