Two wheels more fun and efficient than four wheels.

A motorcycle. Here is a Yamaha FZ-09, complete hooligan bike that still gets close to 50mpg.

I knew every line from The Book of Mormon soundtrack before I saw it, the show was amazing anyway (plus all of the sight gags were new to me). Since I won’t be able to see Hamilton until the tour comes to the Kennedy Center, I’m getting the soundtrack. Sorry, Julianne, but I see no need to deny myself some highly…

Dieselghazi?

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

sub headline to your headline: “Turns out hes right”

Alternate headline: Rich dude thinks that he is better than you and that rules don’t apply to him.

As someone that breathes air, I’m more leaning toward “Jackass”.

republicans rn be like

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

On the one hand, I feel bad for the dude. His career is irrevocably altered because of a bad decision HE made.

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Seriously? That's nothing. I don't see any broken legs. This isn't like Eduardo or Henrik Larsson. THOSE were graphic.

Oy my god, this guy is GOLD. I’m just going to keep posting choice lines from his blog....

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

that’s actually my bio on grindr

(500) Days of Summer is a genuinely good film and I love it.

Yeah but that’s the *point* - you spend the whole movie like “awww poor nice guy with his broken heart” and then at the end it turns around and you realize that he’s kind of a tool and he totally never listened to her and realized what she actually wanted, he idealized her and didn’t let her be a whole person because…

and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.