At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

Currently all lines. Even the new Silver Line isn’t meeting riders’ needs. And yet, with the constant breakdowns, 45-min waits between trains, single-tracking, speed restrictions throughout the system, smoke-filled stations, power outages, broken escalators, and personal safety, we’re expected to pay never-ending fare…

It sure as hell isn’t WMATA in DC. That is an embarrassment.

What did I just read?

Reports state the fire began in one of the engines but that can not be confirmed at this time

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

+ 2 (Sirhan)

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

+1 tear running down my cheek

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.

I have roughly the same interest in becoming a parent as mongooses have in hanging out with snakes but holy crap this guy.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

I’m going to be the grinch who stole President Obama’s Alaska Adventures.. and I don’t hate him.. I voted for him which is why I am bothered by this....

Who did it better?

The Kenu Airframe