Black Jesus is dead.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

There have been two other incidents like this earlier this year in the same county. It’s more of a male problem in my opinion.

Manassas (and Prince William County) is like the perfect swirl of the worst of suburban sprawl meeting the grodiest of redneck trash, and I hate that place, but it’s not really the rich kid, whitey white place you’re kind of making it sound (that’s McLean). County has a large population of hispanics and POC— that’s…

The fate of the Jalopnik mobile command center

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

RGIII has been so brutalized, humiliated, and dehumanized by Washington you’d think they’d re-name the team after him.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Jeffrey Lash may not have been part alien, but VadBunker certainly rates as something only aliens with a three-month Rosetta Stone course on all of human linguistics would cobble together as a surname. So who was really the mastermind?

HELLO FELLOW BLUE COLLAR HUMANS, I, HILLARY CLINTON, RELATE TO YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE, BY THIS GIANT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT

I tell my boyfriend all the time that if I die I’m gonna hang around and cock-block him as a ghost.

My body is ready for this new direction.

All of my coworkers and bosses have described me as “taciturn.”

If they’re looking for a restorer who will work cheap...