How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

Where have I seen crazy eyes like that before...hmmm...

In related news, Feminist Kittenjoy released another bowel movement. It was similar to previous bowel movements. Nothing interesting to note. Just more shit.

This is certainly terrible news...but we can’t lose sight of what’s really important: Did he have an account on Ashley Madison?

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address

Breakdown of Deadspin, Gawker, and Jezebel emails, please.

How about fuck you instead?

It’s pretty funny until you realize you’re going to have to look at those on the road.

How many kidneys do you currently own?

I went through my entire contacts list last night. Either every one I know is an upstanding citizen and loves their spouse or they are smart enough to use a throwaway email account.

You can’t see but I’m standing at my desk clapping for you and laughing so hard from this comment. It reminds me exactly of a response my wife would have to this “question”. lol

I asked my fiance this and she responded

The Chargers must be really excited about the prospect of getting that close to a Lombardi Trophy.

Turns out, not reimbursing a rookie linebacker for travel expenses can also bring realignment.

Well then after reading that I think I’m in need for some cute kitten gifs .Whos with me?

Great novel. Would read again.

Some techs just aren’t car savvy. I have two techs here that can do ANYTHING, but once 5p.m. hits, they shut that part of their brain off and go home. There are also some that just don’t know. I’m sure if you rolled in there with a new Skyline, it would of been a different story, but probably to them it’s a canadian…