Kind of useless to apply gauze to something that is already dead.

Somewhere Michael Bay has a boner, and he doesn’t know why...

I’m sorry.

This is me after every episode.

http://observer.com/2015/07/cornel…

Look at this fucking (degenerative) hipster.

“...There might have been racism way back then with the slavery and everything else but that’s all in the history.”

Nobody has banned the confederate flag.

Well, obviously, you’re not an American.

You are dreaming. It’s great that he did this for the wrongly incarcerated, but he’s a thoroughgoing corporatist with no interest in upsetting the economic system that perpetuates economic inequality, especially for women. Indeed, his interest is in promoting it, as the “American Way,” and “freedom.” He gets some very…

Yeah, Mark, it sure sucks when you think you’ve got a player that’s incredibly important to your franchise, then someone acts shady and yanks the rug out from under you. -Lakers fans

What do I do if I encounter Godzilla?

Let’s all open up a crisp, cold, refreshing can of this:

(obligatory)

Two years later, the first children.