Jesus’s Way

Exactly. It’s cute to see he thinks he can play it off like he has/had any say in the matter. Every other married man here can see right through this shit.

“Buddy” is also the highest level of dad trouble. Mom trouble tops out at the full name, including middle: “Drew Fulgensio Magary, you get in this house right now!”

traveling

I think the latest on that person is they’re still dead. I feel like if they were no longer dead, the whole resurrection thing would be pretty big news.

The Heat? Stop

This is not a good day for England.

#TakeFlight

How could you say that?

Shit, I see people hit smaller holes then that on the I on my way home from work.

I propose you did not read to the end of the post!

Local ATMs don’t where I am, but the grocery store (yes, the only grocery store in town) has $10 as the cash back option. I love it! Sometimes I don’t want the full $20, I just need a smaller bill to get quarters for laundry, or to have on hand to buy a soda at the convenience store or something. I know people here…

I think he deserves it in a perfect world, but he’d be beyond annoyed if he won the award and had to go up there in the midst of the Warriors celebration to get a trophy telling him he was the sum total of the entire Cavs offense. Seems like a mercy to not bother him more.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

let’s just keep in mind that the original fools on 9/11 were following the rules and did not actually take anything on the plane that they were not allowed. metal detectors or not, they weren’t trying to sneak anything on.

This is ridiculous. You’d think Australians of all people would have no problems turning their frowns upside down.

In Australia, their tears stream the opposite direction.

It’s easy to win when you’re packing so much FREEDOM.