Then I lay on the platform. Like when I'm transferring at the 72nd street station from the 2/3 to the 1, I lay on the platform.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

I hope the Sepp Blatter Biopic is titled as follows. Sepp Blatter: Portrait of an OG

Don’t trust him! He totally exploited that serial killer preying on the homeless to appear compassionate in his quest for the statehouse! Also, he cut funding to the schools! Randy had to live in that group home and Dookie ended up addicted to drugs!

The way she holds that stretch for just a sec is pretty great.

Except it’s balanced by the House and the Judiciary and the Executive branch.

Same here. The headline definitely made me go, “What’s happening in Florida now?”

“Even when he wasn’t taking a taxi to the Spalding factory to slap Andre Iguodala’s home address on entire shipments of official NBA basketballs, the results weren’t much better.”

If you’re close enough to DC, you can get it from the Costco there

Fuck that I want to see Curry and LeBron go at it.

Playoff hockey is the best.

Make friends with someone who does!

Y’all haters need

Are you trying to imply that these Ducks possess great and impressive power or strength?

The secret for ducks is in the blood flow system. The blood in the foot of a duck remains very cool at all times, yet warm enough to keep the tissue healthy.

Just because you’ve never had the chance to lay a woman, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take the time to learn to handle your johnson.

I read that as “standing ovulation.” That, too.

I cannot handle all these adorable kiddies.