If you're not watching the playoffs, why would you care who's leading the series?

Caps are the Sharks of the east...

Frustrates me how “sure” that the arresting officer was that he caught the “right guy”

Knock your wife unconscious in an elevator and your team goes out of its way to not fully investigate: 2 games, no repercussions for the team

All condolences welcome.

Did anyone else notice that when Betty fell down, her hair defied gravity and stayed put?

Goddamn I love hockey.

And it’s pretty well known in Chicago that this is going to be Thibs last season as Bulls coach. The Lakers will make a push for him and a lump of concentrated fear will reside in the back of Carlos Boozer’s camo cargo shorts.

I once didn’t poop for like three days on a camping trip, so I’m pretty sure I’m a gastroenterologist.

Tried to stay friends.

I’m couldn’t hear the audio over the sound of his balls clanging together.

Tim Duncan is only 39 in earth years. On his home planet, he’s about 22.

This is fucking bullshit. Who calls it Oriole Park?

Audio doesn’t match up with the video... Deadspin/Gawker Media are you Bulls fans? Wait, you guys don’t give a shit about the Midwest in the first place, never mind.

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

Sounds like somebody doesn’t want a bunch of people with cell phones to witness Baltimore’s Finest wailing on some protesters.

Is this story why she was your girlfriend “at the time”? Also kudos to your writing, I was captivated.

The one time the height chart would have been nice to have in the mugshot background. Jeez.

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