your headline makes it sound like the Hawks players were arrested for stabbing Copeland.

Wow, look at that incompetent figurehead strutting around like he’s doing something of value. Like he’s actually respected by anyone. How do you not have the self-awareness to realize that you suck at your job so much? That you should just quit while you’re behind? Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this…

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

If taken today, that photo would feature four white men.

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.

This BS with teams like the Yankees being mad at A-Rod and the Angels being mad at Hamilton is so stupid. STOP SIGNING 30+ YEAR OLD GUYS TO $500 MILLION CONTRACTS AND GETTING BUTTHURT WHEN THEY GET OLD.

Sort of like NFL fans...while I am not one, I have observed the same behavior. Full disclosure: I've done the same thing watching F1 and sports cars and I pray my wife never films it

This applies well also

"Isukiri casually took Christ's place and ended his life on the cross."

I’d guess the answer to your question is the same answer it usually is: $$$.

Mario 64 was alright but the bigger news for eshop64 was Donkey Kong 64! Let’s see a Miiverse reaction to that!!!!

I don’t really understand the value in this for most people. People who want this probably already have a smart phone with connectivity roughly equal to the vehicle’s connectivity. Sure it can be a mobile hotspot but so can my phone. I’m already paying my provider for this service, now I’m supposed to pay my provider…

> Video starts with a suggestion to watch it on the latest-generation equipment and browser.

This would have made for the most horrible episode of How I Met Your Mother.

That little "Woo!" near the end is fantastic.

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

Like I don’t have my ass already handed to me on 150cc mode...

And I never thought I’d see Donkey Kong 64 again.