I only watch college basketball in March, when the stakes are high enough to keep it interesting, but I’m startled anew every year by the crazy long shot clock. Man’s got a point.

You can take solace in the fact that those are the parts of Virginia that everyone else is embarrassed of as well.

"What must Jameis prove?"

vs. Wisconsin in the Final.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

{slowly raises hand, hating himself the whole time}

"Is there video?"

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

They have an easily international audience and they've proven they're able to fund bigger budget projects. TG 3.0 should be online.

Therapy.

the most controversial plate of cold cuts... in the world.

Dear NFL,

I think they should fix the renderings to show the exteriors with desiccated grass and empty fountains to accurately predict the environmental future of the SoCal sites.

Not a twitch. Perhaps I'm dead inside.

Yeah definitely Nash's fault that the Lakers decided to give away two first round draft picks in a sign-and-trade for an older player whose back issues throughout his career were public knowledge and apparent to all.

In seriousness, the thought of a guy with this must skill and passion for math, and the chops to teach it to kids, bashing his brain into oblivion in the NFL... that shit is fuckin' sad.

Yeah, but by the time he's 50, he'll probably barely even understand differential geometry #CTE #concussions

Say What? Who comes up with these baseless rumors?!?!?!

[shakes fist]

alma Mata