Who dis Marco you speak of?

A couple years ago around this time I came across the Martian. I'm so excited for his next book!

Virginia has an uninsured motored vehicle fee. You pay $500 to the state a year if you decide not to have insurance.

I’m a lakers fan and think he’s a big douche. I grew up a couple of miles from staples center, and my first basketball memories are of them winning the three-peat in the early 2000s. But I never much liked him compared to the other lakers. I'm glad he's finally gone.

Horrible news and I hope they catch the killer soon.

It's nice to have these movies coming out during the holiday season. I approve!

I remember playing cricket once. It was senior year of high school, about a month and a half before graduation and after the AP exams. Our teacher took us out the field and we spend the entire period playing cricket for some reason.

I remember playing cricket once. It was senior year of high school, about a month and a half before graduation and after the AP exams. Our teacher took us out the field and we spend the entire period playing cricket for some reason.

This came out the same year I started college. Is this what getting old feels like?

The only movie I still have on VHS is Titanic. Last year I bought a VCR from goodwill to copy over the home movies my parents had of me as a little kid into my computers hard drive.

I once walked across campus to bring ice cream to my menstruating friend. That clearly makes me woke.

🤔🤔🤔

Can we stop blaming everything on the kid?

#PlotHoles

I mean...sure. It looks good.

The only movie involving batman that I’m looking for is the lego batman movie.

I have verizon, and I doubt they have this yet. But last time I was abroad I used either whatsapp or facetime audio to call my mom here in the states.

Now that I think about it, I’ve pissed way too many times in public. One time me and my friend left a hookah bar at around 2 or 3 am and on the drive home I really had to piss. This was in a suburban area and couldn’t find anywhere to piss. So I pulled into a side street that led to a gate. It was the entrance to a…

I'm so glad macs can split screen now, because it is really helpful at work when new shows come out :D

I have this exact same problem. Me and my #squad have an Instagram instant messaging group where we send each other a bunch of memes we find. Sometimes I wake up to 20, then I have to go through each account and.....god I need help