Surge pricing will probably be insane (more so than usual)

That has been US foreign policy in pretty much the entire developing world.

I was expecting something awful to happen to some character, and when nothing awful happened I didn’t know how to react.

I only watched for that performance (and his hopeful album of the year win, but that didn’t happen).

Now I’ll be on wikipedia searching all of these bands trying to figure out what happened.

Well, I guess I’m going to be watching tow truck fail videos on youtube for the rest of the day.

Quality programming

#android

*rolls eyes*

A few months ago my drunk ex face timed drunk me while I was at a club. I don't remember much of what was said, but I remember waking up the next morning hoping I didn't use up too much data. I was surprised at how little data the call had used up.

I have a theory that getting rid of alcohol will mean not getting that bacon cheeseburger with fries and a smoothie at 2 am, because I will most likely be asleep in bed. Maybe one day I'll test this theory.

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In college, drunk me managed to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew once. It was some good wine.

Obviously the pen running out of ink was a sign from god.

I got pulled over for speeding a couple weeks ago. The cop didn’t give me a ticket, but he just talked about how I was being disrespectful to him and to everyone else on the road by speeding. (I was going 34 in a 25)

Wasn't it a Saturday when this happened? I remember waking up to watch my Saturday morning cartoons (I was just a kid then) and switching channels I caught the breaking news of this. I was (and still am) fascinated by space, so I kept watching the news for the rest of the day.

Second week of January I decided I wanted to read one book a month this year. I just finished my first one, and I'll start a second one next week. So I guess I'm on track.