My school had a bike share program that, surprisingly, is still going on. if you found a bike you could get on it and ride it across campus and leave it wherever. Problem was that a lot of bikes ended up in the lake during the weekends thanks to the drunk bros.

Every time I get my drugs I wish my dealer had a square NFC reader so I can pay with my iPhone #FirstWorldProblems

About what happened in DC last night? Was that because people don’t know how to drive in the snow, roads weren’t pre-treated, or a little bit of both?

What happened? Where did he go?

I love my public library. There's also a very good used bookstore walking distance from me. What I'm trying to do this year though, is to read books in Spanish. I'm fluent in it, but I've never actually read a book in Spanish.

And all the calories you ingest from the food you eat while drunk (pizza, burgers, fries, some other shit).

I started using this in September of 2014. Once this past September came around I never got charged anything, but I've still been able to use it.

What about having glasses that keep sliding down your nose, not all the way down, but in a way that you keep adjusting them?

For the past couple of years I've gotten the yearly pass, which they sell for $80. It's a really good deal if you go to a bunch of national parks throughout the year.

One of many reasons I love LA. Went I went off to college in the east coast, people didn’t believe me when I told them I did see snow in LA.

That gray hair really appeared quickly.

So, “Fury Road” is on HBO and I watched it last night for the first time. I was blown away by it.

I remember being a 10 year old kid in 2002 when I came across “y tu mama tambien” on tv. I was so into it and the acting of Bernal. I’ve been a fan of his since and his other movies such as “amores perros” and “the motorcycle diaries” The only reason I haven't watched this is because I'm too poor and my fellow…

I enjoyed it a lot. I thought that it felt a lot like real life. Plus, Rashida and Andy were great together.

So I just watched “Celeste and Jesse forever” last night. Just thought I'd share it here.

In college I brushed/showered/got ready before walking over to the dining hall and then walking to class. But that was only in college.

Kind of makes me want to have a baby, then I realize I’m a broke twentysomething who is most definitely not ready for kids. But there’s some wine waiting for me when I get home!

Went last night for the second time and it was probably better the second time around!

I call mine “crapple”

Better than some drivers in the rain.