I'm going to be a sobbing mess tomorrow night. I have to stock up on my wine after work tomorrow.

This is why I miss my home state. I currently live in Virginia and you can only get liquor from state stores. At least beer and wine can be bought in grocery stores.

I've neevr been caught speeding on the interstates in VA, but I have been caught speeding 20 over the limit in some local roads here in Fairfax. I must be lucky cause every single time I'm let go with just a warning.

I've never heard of this road. I may have to drive down there and witness it.

I got pulled over for going 57 in a 25 zone Halloween night, also in Fairfax county, and the cop only asked me if I had been drinking. I told him I hadn't been drinking and he just let me go and told me to be careful. Not even a warning.

Pause. What?!?!?! Three fucking hours!!!!

Stopped at the liquor store after work just so I can have enough booze for this event.

I. Want. That. Kitten. I'm not even a cat person!

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/nov…

I have to see this every morning. They might have to change this soon.

As a native southern Californian who currently lives in DC.....I wish I could get this amount of snow at least once.

I live in the DC area and I don't watch football, but i enjoy seeing the fans here suffer. I saw this this morning and don't understand how you can put someone on such a high pedestal when they haven't proven themselves professionally.

YASSSSSS. No fucks given.

These games are just pure fun. They're not the best when it comes to storyline, but they're a lot of damn fun.

I visited some college friends last night to see the election results. There were six of us who had graduated back in 2013. I was the only one who voted from the group :/

I miss this show, and I always show this sketch to everyone who hasn't seen the show and only has time for one sketch.

I've missed the NBA. Good to see it's back.

I had forgotten about this video!