I've never heard of it until last nights Colbert.

As a Dodgers fan, this is what I expected from Kershaw this postseason :/

Aren't most of their games going to be nationally televised? As a Lakers fan I don't want to see the Lakers on national TV. I want to see more exciting and youthful teams out there.

My birthday is during the summer and it's amazing. Whenever I decide to have kids, I'll plan it out so they're born between July and September.

I'm a Lakers fan, but I highly dislike Kobe.

Meh. We'll be fine.

I just filled up at the Costco in Manassas for $2.59

To be clear, you need to have bluetooth turned on for handoff to work, right?

Ugh. Flying with the peasants.

Obviously there's a pattern developing with the Giants being in the World Series, and as a Dodgers fan that depresses me.

Meh.

I still have my Xbox 360 from 2007.

Fuck the cards.

I'm sure someone is cutting onions around me cause I've got this weird liquid coming out of my eyes. And it's really been 18 years? I was 4 at the time and didn't get a Nintendo 64 until a couple years later.

Us in the 1% should be able to park wherever we want. So what if the peasants get so angry?

As a Kings fan I'm looking forward to the Sharks choking in the playoffs, and to another western conference final against the Blackhawks.

I'm from LA and I was a kid there when the Lakers won their three-peat with Kobe and Shaq which in turn made me into a Lakers fan until this day. But I want to watch more exciting teams on national TV, not my crappy Lakers.

Reminds me of my college years (the last four years)

I'm a conservatives worst nightmare, but I did end up falling for this one chick who was extremely conservative, religious and pro-life. We (for some reason) didn't last more than a year, but it can be fun to explore your deal breakers.

Has he lost weight recently?