Movies like this are often called "video game" movies... but this is an insult to video games.

I took the practice SAT test but never took the real one. (I was in the hospital on my test date, never rescheduled.) I still ended up going to college, though.

But he did still manage to touch the bag. THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE.

Hey, that was MY story!

I always wondered what happened to "THE MENTALIST"...

But the fortune cookie was introduced in the US in Los Angeles and San Francisco, Lin's birthplace and where he was raised, respectively. Though the cookie was originally invented in Japan, which has no connection to Lin at all.

Jeremy Lin, who is of Asian-American decent...

...in China, or at least the area he was in, they use the word "nigga" as a verbal crutch the way that we use the words "um" or "like."

Meanwhile, somewhere, Tiquan Underwood was laughing.

I always dreamed of a gametime commentary filled with swearing and cowardly name-calling.

The Ex: So, where did you play ball?

It's still better than Kirk's references to "Kiki" Mingo. The guy's name is BARKEVIOUS. There's no nickname that beats Barkevious.

I don't put bacon on my burgers anymore. I mix the bacon into the ground beef before cooking it. Bacon in every bite.

It's all the unnecessary dreck that comes with and ruins what Tebow is doing, like this Rick Reilly column, which is worse than pancreatic cancer.

But did he DRIVE to the hearing? If not, I don't see what the problem is here.

First off, I really don't know anything about the coaches poll (aside from what was written above) but I've thought that this may be a better method:

Somebody is getting their pimp license revoked. That is a thing, right?

Blount was behind the September 11th attack? Even the conspiracy theory guys didn't see that coming.

Even Greenman can't save you now, Philadelphia.

Stephanie Farr must have the same editor as Peter King.