"Paulie and Paulina"? There's just something very wrong about that.

Clearly This Woman Loves The ‘Cocks

Drew always watches his football in complete darkness.

Damn it, Dartmouth! You're ruining this country over fifty years ago!

Derby's hypothetical world is the worst damn thing, not just because I listen to a lot of different bands, but because it hinder me from ever listening to anything else. I'm not going to try listening to a new band in this scenario. What if they were awful? What if you'd never heard of Nickelback, blew the whole band,…

And so Nike got itself in position for a decent bowl game/marketing opportunity after all, 53-30.

CBS 2? No wonder this report was piece of shit.

The only snowglobe more messed up than McQueary's...

I really wanted to make a Steve Miller Band joke here, but this is just too awful.

This will be the only time this season that Oregon State will be associated with a big win.

"Back? I was never gone. Wait, what day is it?"

"I could say that I have done some of those things," Sandusky says. "I have horsed around with kids I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their legs without intent of sexual contact."

There is no more telling fact than PSU having a regular class about Joe Paterno. Comm 497G: Joe Paterno, Communications & the Media, better known as "JoePa Class," studies the media through the lens of the longtime football coach.

Every writer goes into a story with a concrete idea of what that story is going to be. Every writer does this, even for 300-word blog posts, to say nothing of a full-length book.

Fox is already promoting its Football-Robot agenda.

With a variety of individual drills for every position team drills, and games, the participants will be able to build a solid fundamental background for which they can carry the rest of their lives.

No wonder he got canned. That's just way too many offenses for a defensive coordinator.

You never know when your kid is gonna hand you a turd. It's quite something.

Belichick makes Rasheed Wallaces' postgame interviews seem enthusiastic and informative.

The comment ninjas did not thank us for our continued support of Deadspin. I don't think I can live in a world like that.