If I played for Arizona and got ejected from the game after that first half, I'd be smiling, too.

You missed a serious pun opportunity there, buddy.

And Drew finds himself conflicted.

Hannah Storm's boots make an uncredited appearance.

What the hell, Peru.com? I'm pretty sure "Fotos" is plural!

I was also inspired by Drive to never fuck with Albert Brooks ever.

Hahahahahahahaha!

@BootHillBossanova: I was going to point that out, too. But I also thought it was an odd choice. It just doesn't sit right for some reason.

And here I thought I would never be a fan of water sports.

On a related note the other Brian Wilson did the same thing and it just made everyone in the audience uncomfortable.

I guess the big question is: How would Carl Monday handle this situation?

No belt? That's just bad form.

And after all that it turned out his mail was on the floor.

What, exactly, is going on with Jimmy Johnson in this picture dutifully captured by tipster Tom B.?

@Greek McPapadopoulos: But of course.

Oregon may have turned the trophy into a bong if they had won it. But a Walmart tour? Simply unacceptable.

Nothing like some Ravens hate and ice-cold Jager to get the day started right.

@Z_Rowsdower: And... no embedded video. Link:

If we get rid of the religious part of Christmas, then we don't have to bother with the whole fucking PC semantics of it. You don't have to worry about saying "Merry Christmas" to some tightass liberal dipshit who was tricked into believing Kwanzaa is a real holiday.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Sheed's is right, though I must also mention that 10 Cane kicks ass.