@Maloik: Hey man, that was a rough weekend for me.

I don't bite... hard.

Western Oregon sounds like every bachelor party ever.

This is a sad day for Frog...

Duck Tail, wooo-OOO!

@AntoineWalker:

Just when I've move out of New York...

2003 Range Rover is not a new car. That's like trying to get a new 1994 Dodge Neon.

David Stern likes this.

Emeritus?

I was sad that "San Diego Super Chargers" was not on the list. I don't care if it was recorded in 1978.

Miami Teaches Its Pitiful Fans How To Cheer

I'm generally just rooting for whatever outcome will piss the greatest number of people off.

I'm pretty sure that if you wear shorts this time of year in Minnesota you have more right to be called "chilly" than Brad Childress.

Speaking of colon blows, as an aside I'd like to thank the dude who sent me the spectacular photo of his two-toned shit not 10 minutes after it was announced that I'd be filling in.

@norbizness: (insert existentialist philosophy joke here)

@The Fan’s Attic: Agreed. Just because the have the highest number doesn't mean that they're all the best. Mary's Club is where a good bachelor party goes to die. McPapadopoulos can back me up on this.