@vodkanaut: So THAT is how you get a star...

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, UT!

I guess the Pearl Jam fans that were in there last didn't take as much as I thought they would.

@snoopoz: No one mentioned the ATM at the Kum and Go, either. I didn't know Iowa had it in her...

I think Newy Scruggs will have plenty to report tomorrow.

This guy also wanted to know how the Warlord of Blood (AKA Bartuc the Bloody) managed to be in both Diablo I and Daiblo II, but he didn't have enough time to ask.

Let's just hope, for his sake, that he doesn't cross the bay over to Oakland.

And if they put that much energy into the football team itself they might not suck so much.

It's hysterical.

The using a banana in place of the cock shot was quite generous of them.

Deadspin makes TMZ look like The New Yorker.

@JasperBuckleman: Carrots, sir.

Brad Childress spent all week drawing up a play he didn't know was already technically illegal. This man needs to choke on vomit that is not his own.

/slaps forehead.

Maloof, played by Dan Hedaya in the film...

I see this post went with the family friendly pic of Brett Farve with his dog out.

@Tulos_Mullet: She's also celebrating Columbo Day today and no, she doesn't see what's so funny.

@sweatingmullets: Yeah, the bosses are tough on her.

How were the 80 people in the stands NOT the lead in for this story?

If sports figures had a brain, they would start their own media outlet and have you and yours under investigation.