@100percentinjuryrate: Anyone want to bet that that is EXACTLY how he said it?

He's only giving "being gay" 100 percent? Coaches around the world are disappointed in that lack of hustle.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Spoiler alert!

You all must be so proud,

@Jefferson Short Bus: The Devil Wears Skanky Dresses

Carl Paladino can relate.

There were no subjects that yelled, "Victory for the forces of democratic freedom" at climax? Or maybe it just wasn't "memorable."

@InSinSeer: I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows about this. My dad used to drink this stuff all of the time. Is it still sold anywhere? I haven't seen it in years.

Jerramy Stevens doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

"Work the microphone" in this case is not what anyone hoped it would be.

What's with the hockey guy having less hockey hair than the fashion guy, eh?

In other news, LSU has decided to replace Mike the Tiger with Fluffy the Domestic Shorthair and Oregon students have agreed not to get shitfaced before home games.

Carl Monday just booked a flight to Florida.

This video made "I Love My Ducks" seem good. I didn't think that was possible.

If I'm the whistle, I go "woo-WOOOOO!"

Get the butter.

Is it possible to listen to "Mother" at anything less than full volume? I don't think so.

@WineInACan: I've seen these guys twice and they don't disappoint. A great pic, sir.

It was MJ who made the intro to the winter Olympics fail. Gretzky knew that was no accident.

He's like a Kidd out there.