I also get excited when I realize I have $50.

@Prick Top: Vitamin C: He'll need all of it he can get.

I always thought that I didn't like baseball because it was boring and stupid. Turns out I was just Canadian. I'm glad someone cleared this up.

She spent a little too much time around LaGarrette Blount last year.

@A Pimp Named DaveR: No use bringing the Canadians into this, aye.

Oregon would be a school that would do this sort of thing, but luckily green is one of the school colors. Let's just hope they don't decide to turn the turf yellow.