Death by snu snu!

I think Harper is letting Ethan very slightly twist in the wind because he was totally fine allowing her to be deeply psychologically uncomfortable for the entirety of this trip. But I don’t think she’s actively torturing him to the extent that he seems to perceive. That said, I am fine with him snapping and beating…

She did slide into my asshole and call me a DM.

I kind of wished he would’ve died alone in the cabin. But I also appreciated that his return diminished some of the punishment that his kids would face.

I guess I got the theme of Ozark completely wrong this whole time. I thought it was about the futility of trying to outrun your sins, and the twisted ethics required to justify committing greater and greater evils in order to save ‘the family’ aka the greater good ends justify the means, etc. The kids dying while Wendy…

Disney keeps saying each of their avant-garde metamorphosis of human organs movies is the first one, but that’s just performative staring into the abyss.

“a performance artist who enters a chrysalis to showcase the metamorphosis of his organs in avant-garde performances.”

Funny, I looked at each of the shows you mentioned with a sense of wonder and fun. I also look forward to seeing them, ill-fitting rubber suits and CW effects even.  

these kinds of comments rule. just a dude who read an entire review of a movie through gritted teeth, furious.

Whaaaat? They’re adding co-op!? Dayum.

Same. Maybe it’s just a NE Ohio thing? Because when they said “Buy Gojo,” I was like, “The soap people? Weird flex, but OK.”

“Greg, you Ichabod Crane fuck!” is one of my favourite lines from the entire series so far.

Loved seeing Nicholas Braun and Brian Cox interact. Doesn’t happen often enough. 

Aw fuck you ruined Chapelwaite for us all I’ve been Chapeltaking my time watching it and you Chapelruined it for me.

They might have made it a little too easy for Dexter to start killing again, I mean that guy was essentially Donald Trump Jr. I would think Gandhi might have offed him 

Yeah I think the fear of being possibly beheaded in a foreign nation was a big wake-up call to Roman and he’s been pretty well-adjusted (for him, at least) so far this season. 

I think the thing that’s kept Roman from being utterly intolerable, at least to me, is that he’s the one Roy who has no illusions about who he is. Shiv and Kendall both think they’re good people. Connor thinks he’s important. Tom and Greg, in their own ways, front so hard to look like they belong with the rest. Even…

“I know you stole vape juice.”

Yep. The character’s name is Collin and he’s head of security.

Agreed. There was a kernel of a decent idea and some elevated ambitions, but it was completely botched in its execution. I also found the narrative structure disjointed and confusing, with the incessant flashbacks that did very little other than halt the momentum of the movie. Everything was so on the nose, artless…