You've just written Ernest Cline's next book proposal

I'm laughing already

It's the popular genre show star video game movie cash in. See also: Aaron Paul in Need for Speed

Adam Sandler just does not care.

Mason did know how to have good, fffffunny times, all right.

Are you a Prince cover band?

Very…descriptive.

Seeing the preview for next week has me simultaneously excited and a little sad. Excited for the new big bad, sad that the Red Dragon arc starts what's likely the slow death march for this show.

A rough way of living, that is. I'm guessing Dowd is taking stock of his life after reading that post.

That's how you get Ant-Men!

Yeah but then how would the internet be able to make sandwich related child porn jokes? Give em some space to work, man!

Ha, well it's been eons been eons since I read the novelization, but aren't Ripley and Crowe an item or something? I swear they were dating, though that memory may be cross patched with my own fan-fic.

I'm glad to be with you, AV Club, at the end of all things Hannibal related.

Crowe does get his own death scene, though. Baski just screams from off screen upon his demise. Point, Crowe!

Two characters from Aliens. If you've ever seen the movie they're among the crew of Marines that Ripley travels with to the alien-infested outpost, and it's hard to tell who they are even though I've seen the movie 20 times. A rather obscure reference on my part.

Stan, you are in death as you were in life. Not talking nor me having any idea who you were.

To your point I'm hoping Star Wars Ep VII is not stuffed with call backs and 'REMEMBER THIS?!' moments.

Clarke and Courtney were serviceable, though hampered by some groaner dialogue ("Rule this.") I like Clarke on GoT but she looks too young to convincingly play a hardened warrior who's allegedly been training for years. Courtney was better than I thought he'd be, but he doesn't have any of the starving tunnel rat look…

Pazzi was a bit of a dumbass in that scene. How many times do you turn your back on the world's most dangerous killer before he gets the drop on you?

"Spitters are quitters and you don't strike me as a quitter." Verger you perverted Jimmy Stewart, you.