I feel like you should have addressed this to the mother of the four dead direwolves

Because the only thing people think about during a breakup is their relative hotness?

Next week on The Walking Dead: Father Gabriel snipes someone

I don't think we're watching the same show

I expected that to be followed by him looking down at himself and going, "Uggggh, ain't nobody got time for this"

Rick being in charge is like accepting martial law. Possibly beneficial in desperate times but not what you want in the long term. Maggie is the softer leader they'll need if they're successful in building a growing society. They can keep Rick as a sort of secretary of defense

"Fucking Daryl doesn't know how sex works. He wants one cow instead of maybe two that you could breed. Just one. Just one fucking cow."

I live north of you in Winnipeg. I started playing hockey outdoors in the winter about 5 years ago. I have to say, having something fun to look forward to doing outside has really made me appreciate winter a lot more than I used to

Are you sure you didn't go to the Mall of America? That's in Minnesota but you'd drive through North Dakota to get there from Winnipeg

Rick is making a habit of meeting new people, killing one of them, then looking around at the rest all crazy eyed and covered in blood

I'm pretty sure we all, including Ragnar, agree that Lagertha is way more awesome than Aslaug. But he's a King who's concerned with his legacy

She's a baby factory. Lagertha wasn't going to be having anymore children and Ragnar need to have more

Is that where Audrey Hepburn's nose falls off?

It may have been a limitation of the wall building materials at hand. Or they may have felt that building a longer wall would have taken too much time and therefore been too much of a risk. I think I remember them mentioning they've actually extended the wall since the initial effort

Here's an example, season 2 in it's entirety

What if the baby dies in utero and then just as they have have hot reunion sex it becomes a zombie and bites Glenn's dick off?

I wouldn't say she rescued Glen. He got free on his own and while he was probably thirsty he wasn't in dire straights and likely would have just found his own water.

I actually thought Rick tearing down Father Gabriel's signs was reasonable given his history. Leading a prayer circle would inevitably lead to Father Gabriel having influence over people. Nothing good ever, ever, comes from Father Gabriel having influence over people

Wait, are you saying that if you love someone you should want to have an infinite number of children with them?

Just because it was a weird story telling device doesn't mean it wasn't screwing over IBM and then Cardiff